Lee's Funnies

Ways Scientists Are Better Than Lawyers
 

   Scientists' work with muck-sucking, bottom-dredging slime 
   feeders has to pass peer review.

   Movies about a mad scientist taking over the world: dozens. 
   Movies about a mad lawyer taking over the world: still waiting.

   How many lawyers caught in freak work related accidents 
   become superheroes?

   535 scientists working together could solve the nation's 
   problems. 
   535 lawyers working together caused the nation's problems.

   Scientists can understand lawyer jokes.

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White    ]
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